toots

1. The noise of a horn or whistle.

   He gave a little toot of the horn, to get their attention.

2. (by extension) A fart; flatus.
3. Cocaine.
4. A portion of cocaine that a person snorts.
5. A spree of drunkness.
6. (pronounced /tʊt/) Rubbish; tat.

   I'm not paying fifty pounds for this load of old toot!

7. A message on the social networking software Mastodon.

1. To stand out, or be prominent.
2. To peep; to look narrowly.
3. To see; to spy.
4. To flatulate.
5. To make the sound of a horn or whistle.
6. To cause a horn or whistle to make its sound.
7. To go on a drinking binge.
8. To snort (a recreational drug).
9. To post a message on a Mastodon instance (a self-hosted version of the networking software).

noun

A toilet.

1. (sometimes derogatory) Babe, sweetie: a term used when addressing a young woman, besties, sisters.

   Hey, toots! How you doing?

2. A gender-neutral term of affection.